When it comes to the birds and the bees; do you sometimes get pooed on and other times stung?

Dammit if it isn't just the way of the world Silkie1...When it comes to the birds and the bees; do you sometimes get pooed on and other times stung?
spose it all depends on what or who your into. I would guess if your out in the bushes there would be a higher chance of both. LOLWhen it comes to the birds and the bees; do you sometimes get pooed on and other times stung?
what kind of question is that
sometimes?????
no becuase my man dont shite on me
it's worth waiting on the stings, God Bless S*X
oh yes, however u cant appreciate real love til u been hurt
Always I have been divorcd 3 times
only when im on the farm
Pooed on twice since both my ex's cheated on me, and stung along the way a few times with men that turned out to be Mr Wrong!!!
lol ya i guess lol .that's funny lol...........i got bit but never pooped on or stung.
nice word play





I used to all the time but since meeting my mr right its all good
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what are yoiu on about?
Well if you get pooed on and stung thats bad luck both ways isn't it..... lol the only way to learn is to get stung and pooed on.
i don't but bloomin birds r always pooing on my car!!!!!
LMAO--I have never been pooed on or stung; but I have been buzzed and pecked!!! LOL!!!!:):D
of course not some people explain it and use that term cause sex is uncomfortable and embrassing subject to talk about and some parents arent ready to talk about it yet to there children. but when u think of birds and bees it has something weird comparing to bees necture from flowers . hope i helped out and answered your question
hahahha, most of the time pooed by birds. :P
yes..it seems like an every day occurence
Hell i have been stung in this way so many times that i always keep a rolled up newspaper near by. Swat the bast**ds before they get you! Thats what i say. Am i right ladies?
Of course....and I presume you are speaking metaphorically, otherwise you have bigger issues.....!!!