Can somebody please explain to me that thing about the birds and the bees ?

i dont think i get it ... lmaoCan somebody please explain to me that thing about the birds and the bees ?
When a bird and a bee or in love they like to express it by having a thing we call sex.... This is where the bee's penis goes into the birds vagina and he releases semen which ovulates the egg in side the bird thus making a human childCan somebody please explain to me that thing about the birds and the bees ?
well when a mummy and daddy love each other so much they want a baby they take off their clothes and daddy gives mummy a very special hug - he puts his cock in her **** and rocks back and forth until he *** - then nine months later the stork flies to where mummy and daddy live and leaves a baby under a gooseberry bush. and that's true it is!
Hmm ... well ... bees get stuff stuck to their legs and when they fly around it drops off onto other stuff and birds cr@p on it which keeps it warm so it can grow in to something else ... or something like that :P
It's where the birds meet up with the bees once a week and have their weekly gardening meeting..


All very boring stuff, lol.
it's a horrible analogy.. i never got it either.. something to do with how bees pollinate flowers or how they get nectar from the flower.who knows?
Well the birds will probably end up stung a few times.
once upon a time,dad was a bee,mom was a bird, they met at night, and brought me.


xxxH
Oh I get it...........!
it's really simple. they fly like that because they have these things called wings...
it's all good
Where to start..................how long you got?
hmm men and uhhh woman go ask your mother hee hee