Who taught you about the birds and the bees?

My mum sat me down in front of the episode of ';Living and Growing'; where the lady was giving birth. Great! I had really bad flu and couldn't hold down food as it was.Who taught you about the birds and the bees?
You know i really have no idea....the only thing my Mum told me was about periods..remember being in a boys house one night when i was about13/14 he put on a porn video of his brothers he'd found ..just to impress us girls i think..lol..i mind thinking JESUS CHRIST im no doing that!!!..i was glued to the screen...lol..while trying to pretend i wasnt looking..lolWho taught you about the birds and the bees?
I found out because of Eastenders.


Seriously.





I was confused because apparently, Grant was the father to Sharon's baby and I didn't understand because they weren't married! So how could that be possible?





I decided to share my concerns with my mother, who explained it to me via a roll of Sellotape and a pen.


Again, seriously.





I was 8.
Mom gave me this book:





http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/images/…





I learned about the facts of life from a sperm in a top hat.





And apparently I argued with my step dad while we were at Pizza Hut one night; he tried to tell me the stork brought us babies, and I said no they didn't because you 'poop them out your butt'. The people sitting behind us bought me a toy after that.
lol i learnt through my friends. my mum once said to me, when two people loveeach other, they go to bed and the woman gets pregnant!!! i spent mamy a sleepless night thinking of all the times i had slept in beside my mum and dad!!!!!!!
Unfortunately I had to teach myself because my parents would be laughing their backsides off re-enacting the schoolgirl scenes from French %26amp; Saunders.





xCherryx
I kinda figured it out on my own! My mother was a bit of a prude and never mentioned anything to do with sex! My dad obviously couldn't tell his daughter the facts, (he tells me the rudest jokes now though)!!!
The internet
My first boyfriend - he certainly knew the facts!
I had a very good music teacher Never did get to play the piano.
My mum gave me a book about puberty and it had about sex in it and said read this . I was 8 years old
My first love,,,
Myself, the way I wanted it.
no one. had to find out for myself..
school
the girl next door
I just seemed to pick it up...here and there
my parents just put in a porno. no sh**.
my mum