Hmmm, this is a difficult one Rotter as those bee stings could swell the eyes shut so when it comes to the hired help serving morning brekkers they could drop the Edwardian china, which then means at least thirty good lashes with the horse whip and are you really up for that kind of exertion so early in the A.M.?Is it practical to make the servants wear bee hives on their heads purly for entertainment purposes ?
Serves two purposes: entrtainment and decor. A very utilitarian idea. What do you think about having pythons wrapped around the necks of the same servants. Would keep them alert, don't you think?
Consider abolish ladders as well. To polish those crystal chandeliers in the main hall, have them climb on each other's shoulders -- the sight of teetering footmen does so much to drive away ennui, don't you think?
A very good idea and very original too, but no, i don't think it is
practical. You see, that would be too cumbersome.
Far easier to put the bees inside their clothes so they remain
concealed from the sight. Only you will have to glean the honey
from their undergarments.
But then i tell you this is far better than having to collect honey
from their hair and separating it from the dandruff.
I was thinking of the bee hive hair style back in the 50's maybe. You meant actual bee hives. Well since there is a bee shortage, you might have a plan there. I could use some bees for my garden, so I would hire one of your servants just to walk around the garden. I am not sure it would help the posture though. They would have to watch where they walk so they don't fall over.
Entertaining AND practical. A great idea!
Additionally you might consider attaching a 2nd hive to their backsides - rather like a bustle - thus ensuring they can't sit down.
This would be simultaneously funny and a deterrent to laziness.
An elegant solution. I hope you agree.
Well, it worked for Dusty Springfield, so worth a try! Oh!!!!! You meant a real bee hive and not the hair do! Silly me! But then, I am but a female.
not practical at all. your servants will get stung, maybe have allergic reactions leading to death then you wont have any servants...although it may be fun to watch it is not practical
Very practical. It's also necessary to cover them in pollen and tie them up a tree next to a hornets nest. Problem is, how can we be sure spectators are safe?
If it's only for entertainment purposes then it's very sarcastic, indeed.
listen pal, you said you'd pay me for this, and I have yet to have the 拢200 you promised!
ONLY if they are allergic...
lol
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