Did Joseph give Jesus the ';birds and the bees'; talk?

Or did he make Mary do it?Did Joseph give Jesus the ';birds and the bees'; talk?
Yep.











Ol' God could create Jesus, and be behind the cause of the angel that named him, and sacrifice him thus leading to his death, but he couldn't take a few minutes to give Jesus a nice talking to about boyparts and ladybits.











And of course, Mary couldn't do it. She barely got the talk herself; her innocence was probably kind of torn away when she found out she was pregnant as a virgin. Thanks to some nice man in the sky, she would give birth to a the kind of boy that wears pocket protectors, then he dies and people imitate his death with a cross for the next few thousand years, even though he became a zombie, and will supposedly come back to fly everyone to Heaven. I'm hoping the spaceship of choice is a nice ride on Manuels -- nevermind, we'll save this story for another time....








Anyhow, Mary couldn't do it.





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Joseph had to do it, instead.








:(Did Joseph give Jesus the ';birds and the bees'; talk?
I think Mary and Joseph both told Jesus to ';ask your father'; when that topic came up.