Wat does birds and the bees mean.i have no idea wat birds and bees have to do with sex?

birds and bees have sex (although only within their own species)Wat does birds and the bees mean.i have no idea wat birds and bees have to do with sex?
code name i suppose.Wat does birds and the bees mean.i have no idea wat birds and bees have to do with sex?
there just isnt enough sex education in schools - and that stupid birds and the bees euphemism just confuses things further!
I hope you're really interested because i'm taking the time to fecking type this...





Ok...





Bees! There are boy flowers and girl flowers. When a bee lands on a boy flower and then takes off, the bee carries the ';seed'; of the boy flower along.





When that bee lands on a girl flower, little flowers are conceived.





Birds!


Birds are nice because they don't include a graphic description of giving birth!


When a boy bird begins dating a girl bird and they are very very much in love, after they got married on a non denomination church, they start rubbing their little beaks together.


And by jumping on the girl bird's back while making weird noises and flapping his wings like there's no tomorrow, boy bird begins the process of ordering some baby birds.





After a certain period of time in which the girl bird thinks what the hell has she done with her life, she lays an egg.


And THAT has to hurt!


When that egg is hatched, we have a new baby bird!





Discovery Channel, beat this!
According to that story the birds are like women and the bees like men: Birds are free to fly wherever they like, but bees are enslaved to a single queen their entire life and their whole life is dedicated to keeping her alive. Bees pollinate flowers, birds spread the seed, men impregnate eggs, women give birth. Sex is key for survival of both.





how's this?
IM AFRAID THAT THE BIRDS AND BEES QUESTION IS RATHER SIMPLE IN AFFECT.... BIRDS PECK AND BEES STING !
The 'Birds and bees' is a story sometimes told to children in an attempt to explain sexual intercourse.


According to that story the birds are like women and the bees like men:


Birds are free to fly wherever they like, but bees are enslaved to a single queen (or nagging woman) their entire life and their whole life is dedicated to keeping her alive (Groan). Bees pollinate flowers, birds spread the seed, men impregnate eggs, women give birth.
An old song says:-


'Birds do it, bees do it.........


let's do it, let's fall in love'
It's time to talk about the birds and the bees.





No, I don't mean sex. You've already heard that story: Boy meets girl, sperm meets egg, a baby grows in mommy's tummy. That's the way of all flesh. Or so you were told.





Well, you know how it is with the stories we tell kids. We leave a few things out. The truth about babies is that sometimes, there's no sperm. There's just an egg, but a baby hatches anyway. Many bees don't have daddies. Neither do some birds. It's called parthenogenesis鈥攍iterally, virgin birth. We're finding more and more animals that can reproduce this way, and we're learning how to engineer it in others. We're even tinkering with mommy-daddy procreation in humans.
its a saying to express about the term sex its universal all around